Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Animal Quotes

"I'm straining an ant and swallowing a camel."
"These are not big cases, these are ants that are biting me around the ankle."
"Tight as a duck's butt."
"The steps in the forestry building are slicker than owl poop. I almost busted my ass."
"This squirrel has jumped three trees and there's no getting a shot at it now."

-Boss Man, proud owner of a Master's Degree in English

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"The one thing I don't have in me is any pussy."

-Boss Man